for those who call me shorty.

kamler und lange jetzt.
london! berlin!

kamler und lange im dezember.

london! berlin! winter bisschen zu kalt

-lange was sollen wir machen?! mir ist kalt!:

kamler und lange, im januar, -67456º:

you see, i was at a bar yesterday night and saw this guy, who was drinking a beer... and BAM! i was mentally pregnant.

And it was like:

But then a girl appeared and started drinking beer with him:

I was like:

Then i started thinking "oh come onnn, she's a whore!, WHY do i look like a 12 year old girl?! I'm 25 for god's sake!!":

I started feeling anxious, because he wasn't even looking at her, but the girl insisted and I was like:

The girl went away, this other really NICE guy appeared and kissed the boy, and i was like:

i hate my life.

get lost, bitch.

finding this on the internet:

and feeling like this after reading it: